Quote of the Day – The 9 Lives of Alexander Baddenfield

To say that the Baddenfield family had a checkered past is to insult innocent board games everywhere. It is also inaccurate. The lives of the Baddenfields were not checkered. If their family tree were a chessboard, the squares would all be black.

–The 9 Lives of Alexander Baddenfield by John Bemelmans Marciano